{"id":2331,"date":"2010-08-13T12:09:35","date_gmt":"2010-08-13T02:09:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bonzamobilecomputerrepairs.com\/blog\/?p=2331"},"modified":"2010-10-01T07:52:53","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T21:52:53","slug":"getting-your-computer-fixed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bonzamobilecomputerrepairs.com\/blog\/?p=2331","title":{"rendered":"Getting Your Computer Fixed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bonzamobilecomputerrepairs.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/UBM_114.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2333\" title=\"Computers Repairs\" src=\"http:\/\/bonzamobilecomputerrepairs.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/UBM_114.png\" alt=\"Computer Repairs\" width=\"400\" height=\"187\" srcset=\"http:\/\/bonzamobilecomputerrepairs.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/UBM_114.png 400w, http:\/\/bonzamobilecomputerrepairs.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/UBM_114-300x140.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">I used a computer\u00a0technician once who sounded\u00a0really knowledgeable.\u00a0<\/span>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>He spoke about\u00a0\u201cpredictive modelling\u201d, \u201csymbiotic relationships\u201d, \u201ccompliance\u201d, \u201cSAS\u201d, \u201ccloud computing\u201d, \u201ccritical needs\u201d, \u201cscalable\u201d, \u201cVMs\u201d, \u201cbare metal deployments\u201d, \u201cWAN VM migration\u201d, \u201cvirtualization\u201d, \u201cturn-key solutions\u201d, \u201ccommercial cloud computing platform\u201d\u2026..\u00a0Super geek gobbledegook, way over my head!<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Basically he was saying, &#8220;Get dynamic infrastructures &#8212; or die &#8212;-!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">Hell, all I needed was my printer fixed!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">When the\u00a0clarion call finally stopped and he got down to work, only then I dicovered this guy could talk the talk but not walk the walk! <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>He couldn&#8217;t fix a simple printer problem!<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s hard to tell if someone is overstating their skills, boy, do we we know\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026.but I reckon, when someone blurts out technical jargon, it\u2019s more often than not, a smokescreen.<\/p>\n<p>This experience is similar to the one I wrote about websites a couple of weeks ago.\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/bonzamobilecomputerrepairs.com\/blog\/?p=2187\" target=\"_self\">Is your Website a Brick Wall?<\/a><br \/>\ni.e. setting up road blocks with walls of jargon.<\/p>\n<p>I just read an article by Michael Hess over at BNet.com\u00a0titled<span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong> &#8220;<\/strong><\/span><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Does Your Service Suck &#8220;<\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.\u00a0 You may find it interesting. <\/span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bnet.com\/blog\/customer-relationship\/does-your-service-suck-do-business-with-yourself-and-find-out\/158?promo=808&amp;tag=nl.e808\" target=\"_self\"><strong><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Click here to read the Article<\/span><\/strong>.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">A SPECIAL NOTE.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Many thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/bbeachouse.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Bryan Beach<\/a> for letting me use his cartoon. Now if I can only get a Wenzl&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 I used a computer\u00a0technician once who sounded\u00a0really knowledgeable.\u00a0\u00a0 He spoke about\u00a0\u201cpredictive modelling\u201d, \u201csymbiotic relationships\u201d, \u201ccompliance\u201d, \u201cSAS\u201d, \u201ccloud computing\u201d, \u201ccritical needs\u201d, \u201cscalable\u201d, \u201cVMs\u201d, \u201cbare metal deployments\u201d, \u201cWAN VM migration\u201d, \u201cvirtualization\u201d, \u201cturn-key solutions\u201d, \u201ccommercial cloud computing platform\u201d\u2026..\u00a0Super geek gobbledegook, way over my head!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[310],"tags":[327,328,123,329,124,330],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bonzamobilecomputerrepairs.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2331"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bonzamobilecomputerrepairs.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bonzamobilecomputerrepairs.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bonzamobilecomputerrepairs.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bonzamobilecomputerrepairs.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2331"}],"version-history":[{"count":55,"href":"http:\/\/bonzamobilecomputerrepairs.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2386,"href":"http:\/\/bonzamobilecomputerrepairs.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2331\/revisions\/2386"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bonzamobilecomputerrepairs.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bonzamobilecomputerrepairs.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bonzamobilecomputerrepairs.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}