{"id":796,"date":"2010-02-13T08:59:27","date_gmt":"2010-02-12T22:59:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bonzamobilecomputerrepairs.com\/blog\/?p=796"},"modified":"2010-03-09T07:29:23","modified_gmt":"2010-03-08T21:29:23","slug":"bonzas-missing-computer-technician","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bonzamobilecomputerrepairs.com\/blog\/?p=796","title":{"rendered":"Bonza’s Missing Computer Technician"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wayne\u2019s going awol!<\/span><\/h2>\n

That\u2019s right folks, our Senior Technician is (irresponsibly)<\/em> taking off to India (leaving us in the lurch)<\/em> at the end of this month for 4 whole weeks.<\/p>\n

You and the whole Bonza Team are going to miss him terribly. Fact is, Wayne hasn\u2019t had a proper holiday since he started working after he finished his studies!<\/p>\n

With the right style of beard and long hair he can easily pass himself off as a local Sikh or even a Saddhu so we don\u2019t expect him to encounter any problems over there apart from\u00a0Delhi belly. <\/p>\n

His first week is planned.<\/strong> We<\/em> know India is not a place that accepts plans; it has its own agenda which Wayne will discover when he meets up with the local captains of industry, the Bonza team in our New Delhi office first, and then takes off to who knows where.<\/p>\n

What! Bonza has a New Delhi office?
\nYes, and a Kerala office!
\n<\/strong>No-one at Bonza has ever met them face to face, we\u2019re not even sure it\u2019s a team or whether it\u2019s one bloke being 5 different people. Wayne has strict instructions to take photos of proof and even then\u2026.who knows.<\/p>\n

I know what you\u2019re thinking!\u00a0 No, we haven\u2019t outsourced slaves. We\u2019ve had our team in place for 10 years (before you even heard the term outsourcing and understood it to mean\u00a0cheap labour) and they\u2019re paid the going rate which is on a par with the rates we\u2019d pay here for website development. What\u2019s the difference? Our Indian team is willing to work and they enjoy it!<\/p>\n

The head of the Delhi team is a young man named Sam (Samarth) who was so with it way back then he approached us to employ him. Since then he\u2019s married and started a family, hired more staff and we take part in his evolution from boy to man at a distance. We spoke to him once on his wedding day.<\/p>\n

Anyway, back to Wayne. Has he ever phoned\u00a0you saying he\u2019s going to be late for your appointment because he\u2019s stuck in traffic? Ha,ha ha. Will he embrace the chaos and return thinking Brisbane\u2019s traffic is a doddle? Will he miss the suicidal cows, his lungs filling with fumes, dust and the ever-present waft of curry powder when he gets back? You bet!<\/p>\n

I can’t imagine a more\u00a0vibrant and\u00a0fascinating destination for\u00a0a holiday. The smell of incense, urine and smoke, the colour, noisy, crowded chaos. It\u2019ll be unforgettable and I bet the magic of India draws him back at some stage not too far into the future. Let’s all wish him a fun and relaxing holiday.<\/p>\n

\u201cBut what about me!\u201d<\/strong> <\/span>you say. “My computer\/server \/crazy network is not normal, only Wayne can fix it”. <\/strong><\/span>Don\u2019t worry. Wayne is busily instructing his troops on the idiosyncrasies of your systems as we speak and you all know how thorough and careful he is. Max,\u00a0Daniel and James are armed and ready to tackle your psychotic machines.<\/p>\n

Where’s Wally, I\u00a0mean Waaaaayne……….
\n\u00a0<\/p>\n

\"Where's

Where's Wayne<\/p><\/div>\n

Namaste!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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