It’s just not the Computer’s Fault!
We all do dumb things. We press the wrong key, inadvertently click an OK button in a wrong dialogue box and before you know it, your computer goes into an altered state, gurgles, turns blue and crashes. Read the rest of this entry »
Our lovely Max is!
Most Bonza clients have been lucky to meet Max and some had him as their dedicated computer technician. Everybody loves Max! He is not only a good technician but a great guy. Some of our clients were even lining up their daughters. It’s hard to resist his Spanish charm isn’t it? Well ladies, I claimed him my surrogate son first! Read the rest of this entry »
My computer won’t boot, and it has a Black Screen.
OH NO , NOT THE BLACK SCREEN OF DEATH!
We’ve had so many callouts to fix black screen problems lately, it’s time to talk about it in case people are still saying it’s related to Windows 7 or Microsoft’s own Security updates. Apparently, worldwide, millions of Windows 7 PC users had inoperable machines suffering from the dreaded Black Screen of Death after upgrading. Read the rest of this entry »
Wayne’s going awol!
That’s right folks, our Senior Technician is (irresponsibly) taking off to India (leaving us in the lurch) at the end of this month for 4 whole weeks.
You and the whole Bonza Team are going to miss him terribly. Fact is, Wayne hasn’t had a proper holiday since he started working after he finished his studies!
With the right style of beard and long hair he can easily pass himself off as a local Sikh or even a Saddhu so we don’t expect him to encounter any problems over there apart from Delhi belly. Read the rest of this entry »
Should Ros at Bonza be sacked?
“Bonza Mobile, Ros speaking”
Who’s heard the dulcet tones of the foghorn voice, the lazy, slow, tired, sometimes garbled speech and wondered how this person could get a job at all?
Ros sounds drunk!
Ros sounds permanently tired
Ros sounds a bit demented
Ros sounds, you know, a bit retarded…..
Ros sounds 100 years old
Ros sounds like a grumpy old woman Read the rest of this entry »
Hi everyone, I just came across this onsite computer repair scam and thought I’d share it here.
“The receptionist’s PC had been running slowly, so he was pleased when a woman arrived and announced that she was a technician. She dropped the name of the IT company and said, “Don’t bother logging off, I’ll only be a few minutes.” Ten minutes later she was gone — along with a bunch of confidential documents. Those documents enabled an unscrupulous competitor to beat the company to a lucrative contract. If the receptionist had checked the technician’s credentials, the security breach could have been avoided”. Read the rest of this entry »
Back to School Laptops 2010
- Student laptops
Are computers/laptops/netbooks on the list of things to buy?
Why NOT to buy a laptop for school!
Laptops tend to cost more than desktops for the same level of performance, and while they can be taken to class they are much easier to lose or have stolen. Read the rest of this entry »
Computer problems fixed over the the internet while you watch! It’s safe, fast and saves you money on computer repairs. Read the rest of this entry »
A sincere thankyou for your support throughout the year from all the staff at Bonza.
Have a Bonza Xmas
Published
February 27th, 2010 by
BonzaMobile
